Go-Wide Fallout Commander Precon is the Best by Far

Looking for a solid pre-con with loads of proven cards, tons of board wipes and a consistent plan that works? Look no further than Hail, Caesar. The three color combination of white, red and black synergize to win the game in multiple ways while also providing a little bit of everything. “All roads lead to Rome” is the phrase, and Hail, Caesar has many paths to victory. While the deck looks a bit unfocused when revealed, it held up in multiple games and can do some really wild plays for a pre-con. Let’s talk about the other commander option and where you can make some improvements going forward.

Don’t Play Mr. House

There are only a couple of Treasure Treasure Trample or roll a die cards in the deck and because of that Mr. House, President and CEO Mr. House, President and CEO Whenever you roll a 4 or higher, create a 3/3 colorless Robot artifact creature token. If you rolled 6 or higher, instead create that token and a Treasure token.
{4}, {T}: Roll a six-sided die plus an additional six-sided die for each mana from Treasures spent to activate this ability. simply cannot do its thing. When you compare Caesar, Legion’s Emperor Caesar, Legion’s Emperor Whenever you attack, you may sacrifice another creature. When you do, choose two —
• Create two 1/1 red and white Soldier creature tokens with haste that are tapped and attacking.
• You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
• Caesar deals damage equal to the number of creature tokens you control to target opponent. to Mr. House, it’s simply undeniable that one of them is out of place. Caesar offers token generation, drawing and a win condition. Mr. House? 50% of the time it makes a token with a one in six to make a treasure. With a pile of treasures, your odds go up, but the deck lacks critical support for treasure generation. In an ideal situation, you would play Dr. House on turn three, then activate it’s ability sacrificing a full four treasure tokens. In that case you are rolling five six sided dice and you are fairly likely to get three 3/3 Robots and maybe one treasure as well. After that, though, you have no more treasures and are back to paying four mana to roll one die and getting only a 50% chance to make a token. Even in a wild scenario where you get five 3/3s on turn four, they still don’t win you the game for many turns.

That being said, there certainly are other cards that work with this kind of plan. However, you would be replacing most of Hail, Caesar to achieve that. Better to buy Mr. House as a single in this case.

Surprising Synergy

I was not immediately sold on the include of Black Market Black Market Whenever a creature dies, put a charge counter on this enchantment.
At the beginning of your first main phase, add {B} for each charge counter on this enchantment. , but after playing with it I’m a believer. Caesar is a built-in sacrifice effect so at worst you are building up your mana slowly. Then if opponents block your attacking 1/1s, you’re building even faster. But what are you using the mana for? The deck features X spells, a multi-kicker card and the best of all, Squad. On top of that, the synergy with Skullclamp Skullclamp Equipped creature gets +1/-1.
Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards.
Equip {1} and Pitiless Plunderer Pitiless Plunderer Whenever another creature you control dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") makes the pre-con feel unfair. Eating your entire board with Black Market mana and Skullclamp makes your next Black Market trigger huge. Since you’ve just drawn a pile of cards, you’re guaranteed to hit what you need and continue going even bigger. You might also have a pile of treasure on top of that to go even bigger.

Keep in mind that between Caesar, Deadly Dispute Deadly Dispute As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature.
Draw two cards and create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") , Morbid Opportunist Morbid Opportunist Whenever one or more other creatures die, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn. and other cards, the deck is loaded with extra drawing. Even your single target removal can draw thanks to Lethal Scheme Lethal Scheme Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.)
Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Each creature that convoked this spell connives. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.) . Sometimes this kind of idea works poorly, though, because you draw too much and can’t play everything. In particular, what if you draw a bunch of board wipes all at once? No problem because Hour of Reckoning Hour of Reckoning Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.)
Destroy all nontoken creatures. , Ruinous Ultimatum Ruinous Ultimatum Destroy all nonland permanents your opponents control. , Martial Coup Martial Coup Create X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens. If X is 5 or more, destroy all other creatures. , and Vault75: Middle School Vault75: Middle School (As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)
I — Exile all creatures with power 4 or greater.
II, III — Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. almost never hurt your own board and can also improve it at the same time!

Let’s Talk Wincons

Certainly you will make tokens. Whether it’s off of Squad, Secure the Wastes Secure the Wastes Create X 1/1 white Warrior creature tokens. or converting creatures via Caesar, there is no lack of token generation. That said, just 1/1s can have a tough time closing out a game. That’s where one of several different wincons can help you cross the finish line.

First, of course, is Caesar himself. This effectively makes your 1/1s deal double damage by attacking one player and nuking another with Caesar’s third ability to deal direct damage. There’s also Colonel Autumn Colonel Autumn Lifelink
Exploit (When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a creature.)
Other legendary creatures you control have exploit.
Whenever a creature you control exploits a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. , Elder Arthus Maxson, Overseer of Vault 76 Overseer of Vault 76 First Contact — Whenever Overseer of Vault 76 or another creature you control with power 3 or less enters, put a quest counter on Overseer of Vault 76.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may remove three quest counters from among permanents you control. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control and they gain vigilance until end of turn. and Butch Deloria, Tunnel Snake Butch Deloria, Tunnel Snake Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Tunnel Snakes Rule! — Whenever Butch DeLoria attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each other Rogue and/or Snake you control.
{1}{B}: Put a menace counter on another target creature. It becomes a Rogue in addition to its other types. . All of these cards basically double the effectiveness of your tokens and when used together can quickly convert into a win.

There are also tried and true cards like Bastion of Remembrance Bastion of Remembrance When this enchantment enters, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. that makes your tokens help win even if they die, and Assemble the Legion Assemble the Legion At the beginning of your upkeep, put a muster counter on this enchantment. Then create a 1/1 red and white Soldier creature token with haste for each muster counter on this enchantment. which is a slow but inevitable card. It can be a challenge to math out the most effective way to win but, in general, making your board wider is always your best move compared to boosting power/toughness. In short, go wide before you go tall.

What Comes out?

The deck features many enchantments, and a few at five mana. Compared to Wild Wasteland Wild Wasteland Skip your draw step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play those cards this turn. at only three mana, Stolen Strategy Stolen Strategy At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of each opponent's library. Until end of turn, you may cast spells from among those exiled cards, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast those spells. is just too costly and likely has no synergy with your deck because you’re playing everyone else’s.

There are a large list of cards you can consider removing: Survivor’s Med Kit Survivor’s Med Kit {1}, {T}: Choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• Stimpak — Draw a card.
• Fancy Lads Snack Cakes — Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
• RadAway — Target player loses all rad counters. Sacrifice this artifact. , Impassioned Orator Impassioned Orator Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life. , Boomer Scrapper Boomer Scrapper Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you lose 1 life and create a Junk token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.")
Whenever a token you control leaves the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. , Paladin Elizabeth Taggerdy Paladin Elizabeth Taggerdy Battalion — Whenever Paladin Elizabeth Taggerdy and at least two other creatures attack, draw a card, then you may put a creature card with mana value X or less from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking, where X is Paladin Elizabeth Taggerdy's power. , Thrill-Kill Disciple Thrill-Kill Disciple Squad—{1}, Discard a card. (As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may pay its squad cost any number of times. When this creature enters, create that many tokens that are copies of it.)
When this creature dies, create a Junk token. , Aradesh, the Founder Aradesh, the Founder Enlist (As this creature attacks, you may tap a nonattacking creature you control without summoning sickness. When you do, add its power to this creature's until end of turn.)
Whenever a creature you control attacks, if it enlisted a creature this combat, the creature that attacked gains double strike until end of turn. If that creature's power is 4 or greater, draw a card. , Desdemona, Freedom’s Edge Desdemona, Freedom’s Edge Vigilance
Whenever Desdemona attacks, target creature card in your graveyard that's an artifact or that has mana value 3 or less gains escape until end of turn. The escape cost is equal to its mana cost plus exile two other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast it from your graveyard for its escape cost this turn.) , Rose, Cutthroat Raider, and Sierra, Nuka’s Biggest Fan. In short, most of these cards are one to two mana too expensive, have weak or no token synergy, and don’t scale particular favorably considering everything else the deck does.

The most controversial cut I would advocate is Captain of the Watch Captain of the Watch Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.)
Other Soldier creatures you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance.
When this creature enters, create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens. . At six mana, it’s the most expensive creature in the deck. That means any time you draw it, it’s sitting in your hand as a dead card for a while. While most of the tokens you generate are Soldiers, not all of them are. Additionally, the static +1/+1 effect can give you a bit of issue with Skullclamp from time to time. It’s not necessary to remove it, but if you want to streamline the deck it certainly could find itself on the chopping block; there are far, far better cards that exist and all of them cost a lot less mana.

Big Includes

While there are no hard and fast rules about what can be suggested for pre-con upgrades, I’ve always shied away from recommending singles that are as expensive as an entire deck. However, Anointed Procession Anointed Procession If an effect would create one or more tokens under your control, it creates twice that many of those tokens instead. is so good here it must be mentioned.

In terms of other token doubling effects: Mondrak, Glory Dominus Mondrak, Glory Dominus If one or more tokens would be created under your control, twice that many of those tokens are created instead.
{1}{W/P}{W/P}, Sacrifice two other artifacts and/or creatures: Put an indestructible counter on Mondrak. ({W/P} can be paid with either {W} or 2 life.) is another pricey, heavy hitter but only four mana. Ojer Taq, Deepest Foundation Ojer Taq, Deepest Foundation Vigilance
If one or more creature tokens would be created under your control, three times that many of those tokens are created instead.
When Ojer Taq dies, return it to the battlefield tapped and transformed under its owner's control. feels a lot better than Captain of the Watch but is still a non-budget card.

More Token Generation

Skirsdag High Priest has perfect synergy with Caesar and is cheap in both mana and dollar value. It’s far better than many of the three and four mana cards it’s replacing.

Westvale Abbey is a relatively free include that gives you another alternate win condition on a slow token generator that can turn into a beastly Demon. The fact that it takes up no deck space to give you an option makes it a worthwhile consideration. Similarly, Legion’s Landing Legion’s Landing When Legion's Landing enters, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink.
When you attack with three or more creatures, transform Legion's Landing. is a perfect include for the same reasons.

For an absolutely game ending card, consider Tempt With Vengeance Tempt With Vengeance Tempting offer — Create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste. Each opponent may create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste. For each opponent who does, create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste. . With Caesar’s direct damage ability, you can easily deal absurd damage with a surprisingly low amount of mana if the rest of the table doesn’t see it coming. They should, of course, see it coming, but if you’re behind, you can convince everyone else to help you get rid of the winning player. That’s diplomacy in action! It’s yet another X spell that the deck plays well with.

Even MORE Wincons?

Many players will consider cards like Impact Tremors Impact Tremors Whenever a creature you control enters, this enchantment deals 1 damage to each opponent. , Zulaport Cutthroat Zulaport Cutthroat Whenever this creature or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. and Divine Visitation and they are far from bad choices. Note, however, that the deck already has a lot of decent win conditions. It does not necessarily require more. Because of cards like MacCready, Lamplight Mayor MacCready, Lamplight Mayor Whenever a creature you control with power 2 or less attacks, it gains skulk until end of turn. (It can't be blocked by creatures with greater power.)
Whenever a creature with power 4 or greater attacks you, its controller loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. , Overseer of Vault 76, Skullclamp and Vault 75, buffing your entire board can have a slight drawback. Note that 4/4 Angels offer no synergy with any of these cards. That’s not to say these aren’t good cards. Making a 4/4 flying, vigilance creature is way better than making a 1/1. Still, a deck should strive for a harmonious balance of cards.

An Easy Recommendation

Hail, Caesar presents a well made deck that has plenty of power. It can go big and it can go huge. You are never desperate for a way to win, card draw, or token generation because it’s all built into your Commander. While the single target removal is a little bit lacking, the deck more than makes up for it with a solid amount of mass removal. Even better than that? The mass removal is one sided.

One weakness of the deck is if Caesar gets dealt with quickly more than once, you will be behind. Most Commander decks similarly struggle in the face of significant, targeted removal. If you find this is the case, you’re in luck because you can easily play Flawless Maneuver Flawless Maneuver If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. or other protection effects. Problem solved.

At a stock level Hail, Caesar has plenty of potential. If I were to recommend getting only one of the Fallout decks this would be that deck. It plays well out of the box and has a large amount of options for the future.